One of my favorite professors was “Dr. Sheffield.” Her area of expertise is the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Essenes at Qumran. She’s also tall, blonde, endowed with a lovely figure and has a penchant for wearing “fuck me boots” with her outfits.
By chance, I recently discovered that one of her extracurricular activities is belly dancing. Belly dancing is an inherently sexual art form, and I imagine she does it quite well.
Lutheran Guilt 