Jezebel

“Thou sufferest that woman Jezebel…to seduce my servants to commit fornication.”

Revelation 2:20

Jezebel appears in 1 Kings as a Phoenician princess who sought to convert her husband King Ahab, and by extension the northern Israelites, to the cult of Baal. Her name came to be associated with “an impudent, shameless, or morally unrestrained woman” (Merriam-Webster), marked by sexual promiscuity. In The Handmaid’s Tale, “Jezebels” refer to prostitutes in Gilead.

“They call me Jezebel….”

I once hired a companion who went by the name of Jezebel. Seriously. She was cute and curvy and redheaded and hyper-extroverted. When I stepped into her motel room, she squealed, “I’ll show you my underwear if you show me yours!” She then lifted up her pretty red dress and showed off her panties. A brief conversation ensued as we sat on the edge of the bed, in which she revealed that she had moved from Dallas. And she used to be a stripper.

I left the envelope containing the donation on the counter. Before I knew it, she slipped out of her dress. Her voluptuous ta-tas were a sight to behold. Clad in only her thong panties, she showed off some of her stripper moves. She then walked me to the bed and started massaging my hard cock through my boxers. She slowly peeled off my shorts, tied her hair back, then remarked, “Giving a good blowjob gets me off more than anything.” I lay back on the bed while she kneeled between my legs. She started licking my shaft before she wrapped her wet lips around the head of my cock. She stared at me with her deep blue eyes as she pleasured me with her soft mouth. I couldn’t take it any more.

Mon Dieu!

I came in her mouth. She smiled at me. She got up to go to the bathroom where she spit it out.

When she came back, she peeled off her panties, hopped on the bed, rolled onto her back, and spread her legs.

“It’s time for you to eat some pussy!”

She pushed my head down between her thighs. I dived in for a while, then pulled back.

“Don’t stop!” she pouted. She spread her legs farther apart. Cunnilingus resumed.

It hadn’t taken long for me to get hard again. I buried my face in her breasts. She teased me with her ass. She grabbed a condom, then spread her legs wide. I got on top of her and slowly entered her. Damn, she was tight. And nasty. She spewed a torrent of the filthiest language I’ve ever heard uttered by a woman. By the time she begged me to smash her cervix, I cried out that I was going to come. When I pulled out of her, the condom stayed inside. “See, I do my Kegels!” she boasted.

We hung out for some post-coital conversation on the bed. She was poised to embark on a European vacation with a girlfriend. She couldn’t wait to see the red-light district in Amsterdam.