I discovered on social media that “Faye” was visiting from the Midwest. She seemed like the perfect holiday treat. After contacting her and arranging an encounter, I arrived at her hotel room at the appointed time. The door opened, and I was invited inside by a petite blonde with mesmerizing green eyes in fancy lingerie. (She said she had recently ordered it from Agent Provocateur.) Bubbly and flirtatious, she projected a corrupted innocence that was tantalizing. Despite her diminutive stature, she didn’t quite fit the description of a “spinner.” Her ample chest and round derriere gave her a comely figure.
After a few minutes of conversation, she abruptly halted our discourse by climbing into my lap and straddling me. Slowly grinding on me, she certainly felt my erection through my pants. Her pouty lips signaled that it was time to get naughty. I reached around her back and unclasped her bra. I started to feast on her breasts, tracing my tongue around her areolas before my lips wrapped around her taut, hard nipples.
“You like them?” she coyly asked.
As I sucked on her nipples, she continued to grind on me. She started nibbling my earlobe. “How do you like that, Daddy?” she whispered in my ear. Then she reached down to undo my pants. She got up to fetch a condom before she planted herself between my legs. It was time to put those pouty lips to work. She proceeded with a blowjob before she abruptly stopped. “Take this,” she said. She handed me a small pill. “It’ll make us really horny.”
What followed was a haze of rough, athletic sex. Ambien sex.
Ambien is a sleep medication which, according to some, can also function as an aphrodisiac. One woman who was prescribed the drug said, “Ambien makes you sleep, but it can also make you want to have sex.” After taking the drug, she said, “I want to bang.” One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses claimed she and the golfer had “crazy Ambien sex.” The craziness comes from one of the pill’s possible side effects: “lack or loss of self-control.” It doesn’t necessarily stimulate arousal, but it’s disinhibiting effects can create the conditions for some wild sex. A sleep specialist said, “I have heard of people using Ambien because it lowers their inhibitions and they tend to do more interesting things sexually.” My hazy memory dimly recalls me furiously fucking Faye in front of the suite’s bay window as she begged to be treated as a “fuckdoll.”
That night was the only time I’ve had sex under the influence of some substance. One escort I visited suggested we share some marijuana (“I’m into the green!” she said), but I declined. I don’t drink much, so I’ve never had drunk sex. The memory (however hazy) of that wild night with Faye is enough is enough to make me contemplate experimenting with Ambien again.
I do recall her reaction to being dragged onto my lap and harshly spanked.
“Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Lutheran Guilt 