She stripped off her bra and panties, then reclined next to me on the bed.

“If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?”

I confessed to fantasizing about Katy Perry and Kaley Cuoco.

“Who else?”

I paused, then admitted to having dirty thoughts about Erin Andrews and Taylor Swift.

“I see,” she said as she moved her naked body next to mine.

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In a comprehensive survey of the sexual fantasies of Americans conducted by Dr. Justin Lehmiller, two-thirds of respondents admitted to fantasizing about celebrities. Among men who fantasize about women, the most fantasized about female celebrities are:

Lehmiller notes that ScarJo’s body dimensions are close to the ideal fantasy partner: 5’3″, 126 lbs with the optimally attractive waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7.

No surprise, but porn stars are the objects of sexual fantasy. Jenna Jameson, Gianna Michaels, and Sasha Grey were the three most-mentioned starlets.

Many respondents reported fantasizing about fictional characters, especially superheroes and comic book characters. The superheroes most frequently fantasized about were:

In his research, Dr. Lehmiller discovered that people who frequently fantasize about celebrities exhibited an “avoidant attachment style” and were less satisfied with their relationships. “[F]requent celebrity fantasies and porn star fantasies were also linked to having an overactive imagination, sensation-seeking tendencies, and an unrestricted sociosexual orientation,” which includes a disposition towards casual sex.

The first celebrity I masturbated to was model Laetitia Casta in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Her voluptuous figure and come-hither look was a striking contrast with the modestly attired girls at my private Christian school. Seductive celebrities substituted for porn stars, who I had no access to. Some of my earliest struggles with purity came from trying to resist their enticements: Britney Spears, especially when she was at her most Lolitaesque; Alexis Bledel in her schoolgirl uniform; Kirsten Dunst in her cheerleading uniform; perky Reese Witherspoon as a Playboy bunny. A late night airing of Poison Ivy caused me to lust over Drew Barrymore, and a Maxim photoshoot of Kristen Bell resulted in self-abuse.

The five celebrities I currently fantasize about the most:

My top 3 porn stars of fantasy: