Lutheran Guilt

Sex and the Divinity Student

Celebrity Crush

She stripped off her bra and panties, then reclined next to me on the bed.

“If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?”

I confessed to fantasizing about Katy Perry and Kaley Cuoco.

“Who else?”

I paused, then admitted to having dirty thoughts about Erin Andrews and Taylor Swift.

“I see,” she said as she moved her naked body next to mine.


In a comprehensive survey of the sexual fantasies of Americans conducted by Dr. Justin Lehmiller, two-thirds of respondents admitted to fantasizing about celebrities. Among men who fantasize about women, the most fantasized about female celebrities are:

Lehmiller notes that ScarJo’s body dimensions are close to the ideal fantasy partner: 5’3″, 126 lbs with the optimally attractive waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7.

No surprise, but porn stars are the objects of sexual fantasy. Jenna Jameson, Gianna Michaels, and Sasha Grey were the three most-mentioned starlets.

Many respondents reported fantasizing about fictional characters, especially superheroes and comic book characters. The superheroes most frequently fantasized about were:

In his research, Dr. Lehmiller discovered that people who frequently fantasize about celebrities exhibited an “avoidant attachment style” and were less satisfied with their relationships. “[F]requent celebrity fantasies and porn star fantasies were also linked to having an overactive imagination, sensation-seeking tendencies, and an unrestricted sociosexual orientation,” which includes a disposition towards casual sex.

The first celebrity I masturbated to was model Laetitia Casta in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Her voluptuous figure and come-hither look was a striking contrast with the modestly attired girls at my private Christian school. Seductive celebrities substituted for porn stars, who I had no access to. Some of my earliest struggles with purity came from trying to resist their enticements: Britney Spears, especially when she was at her most Lolitaesque; Alexis Bledel in her schoolgirl uniform; Kirsten Dunst in her cheerleading uniform; perky Reese Witherspoon as a Playboy bunny. A late night airing of Poison Ivy caused me to lust over Drew Barrymore, and a Maxim photoshoot of Kristen Bell resulted in self-abuse.

The five celebrities I currently fantasize about the most:

My top 3 porn stars of fantasy:

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